True Blood/Straight Porn

If anyone has seen the I believe it’s HBO’s vampire series True Blood you will know exactly what I’m saying. It’s this story about how blood was bottled by the Japanese and this caused the Vampire community to Come Out of the Closet so to speak because there was no longer a need for them
To feed. Sounds gross or sci-fi ish but that’s really not what the story’s about.

There are all kinds of non-human entities walking the Earth. Shape shifter who can become whatever animal they want at-will. There are people who can read other humans’ minds. There are handmaidens of Dionysus who are up to all kinds of bizarre trouble. Some of these beings have been around for thousands of years.

The plotline of this story has more twists turns and weird, weird events than Twin Peaks, if anybody out there remembers how bizarre that show was. You just never know what is going to happen from minute to minute.

Buttbere is one thing that you know will always be a big part of the story. Plenty plenty plenty of gorgeous bodies and lots and lots of sex. I’ve seen no bestiality which is a plus but one guy did fuck a pine tree. Yes. That is what I said.

Wifey had been told about this show from somewhere and it was on On Demand so one night we dialed it up. Ho lee cow. Wifey was instantly attracted to the weirdness of it all, the vampire mythology and thenconstant surprises. I was hooked on the sex.

I have slept with three men in my life voluntarily. All were buddies and I just wanted to see what it was like. This was in college and shortly thereafter. I don’t know why and was extremely drunk and high every time. All I can say is that it is REALLY not my thing. They all said I was the best lay ever whatever and that probably had less to do with me personally and more that they were doing a lesbian. Or maybe because as a lesbian I have a rather broader interpretation of sex than the great majority, I dunno. Anyway I found it strange, unnatural and really rather boring.

So. If I am not into men sexually and it seems so mildly distasteful to me, then why do I get totally turned on watching this show? To be sure there’s suggestion aplenty of gay sex but as always the most filmtime is taken up with straight sex.

I think it’s the noises. Typically the women who are getting laid are a very noisy group overall. Also you can see their faces and bodies react. Hotcha mama.

Or maybe it’s just all those gorgeous bodies. I have never been physically attracted to any man, but a hot bod as long as it’s in pants is a hot bod.

So far I’ve seen one very brief blip of full frontal male
Nudity, ewwwwww. Most of the nudity and there’s quite abit of it, partial or full, is of women. Typically again. I suppose that is what gets me going.

I feel guilty. I feel that there is something wrong with me that I find myself totally turned on by this show. Like I should be turning in my lesbian license card or something. It’s just all so luscious and cinematographically sumptuous.

Lesbian pornography, I mean the real thing by women/for women gets me going. Your majority of for-men porn really doesn’t turn me on, although the boob factor is a plus.

And then of course there are the political ramifications of
Indulging in any form of pornography at all. Lesbian porn is okay with me because I trust (maybe naively) that the gals are doing it because they want to. I trust that the lesbian bookstore that carries most of this stuff wouldn’t sell any production of any kind that involved any form of usury. With the male porn out there one never knows so I obviously steer clear politically as well as from lack of interest.

But it’s an interesting question, bow I blip past the men who are doing their part of the straight sex thing. I feel that I should be appalled but to say so would be a big fat lie.

So. Do I have to turn in my license or what? Am I kidding myself here? I mean, the body does what it does, right?

In any event run do not walk to your nearest DVD venue and pick up seasons 1 and 2 of True Blood. You’ll see what I mean.

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4 Comments

  1. Victoria Green said,

    June 4, 2010 at 2:14 pm

    I sooooo get this! Lol!

    I love straight porn (as long as it’s not too hardcore) and it’s my guilty pleasure. Despite 1 college dalliance which was SO BORING I am not and never have been into men. It took me a long time, but these days I figure sex is sex is sex and I don’t have to want to do it that way in order to get wet. It’s all part of our complex tapestry 🙂

    • June 4, 2010 at 2:24 pm

      I know, right? Glad I’m not alone in the guilty pleasure department. Weird how it works though. I learned a long time ago that as you say sex is sex is sex, in other words whatever tricks your trigger as long as everybody’s fully consenting. Fully. Honestly I generally don’t think about it I just go with it. As a woman who made it thru CSA I find that I can fall into places where I feel a need to check in every now and then. Make sure I’m okay. Thanks for putting it all back into the perspective where I want it to be ;). Have fun

  2. Ravin said,

    June 4, 2010 at 7:52 pm

    I figure what’s the big deal? Hot is hot as long has you don’t have to see all the male dangly bits!

    One of hottest sex scenes evervah! Angalina Jolie & Anotnio Benderas in “Original Sin”

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0218922/

    Now there is pure sexual energy and the fabulousness of them together OMG!

    I think sometimes it’s more about the energy then the gender. Tho I have to admit man on man is boring and usually way to laced with violence in the undertone.

    Like some of the sex in L word got boring, it was more about what str8 men wanted to see then anything else. Give me something to go with my sex! 😉

    Ravin


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