So. We are now accepting applications for a new internal system. We assume it’s possible for us to change it;we also assume it’s gonna be a bitch to do. But we are strong and we are creative, so we have faith in being able to get the job done.
Here’s what the right applicant will require:
–Creative sensibility. We write cook and paint, all very important.
–communicative. Must be a le to effectively get messages across amongst a wide array of personnel with varying interests.
–conflict resolution. Must be able to efficiently negotiate conflict resolutions between splinters of all ages and experience levels.
–calm. The applicant must be able to engender calm when Rome occasionally burns to the ground around it.
–sense of humor. Must be able to see the humor in various situations.
–triage. Mist be able to quickly discern priority cases amongst population
–switching. Must be able to quickly and painlessly coordinate appropriate switching as necessary.
–growth. Must have the ability to grow and change as life permits.
–open-minded. Must be able to witness life events and splintered responses without judgment.
–hypnosis. Must be able to put to sleep various personnel when warranted.
–separate past from present. Must have the ability to quickly discern staff responses that are triggers from the past from what is happening in the present moment.
–religion. Must be a Buddhist, Tibetan preferred but not mandatory.
–woman. Nothing more to say than this. Must be a woman.
well, this is a start. Apply here.
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